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1/31/08 Doll?
"oh oh oh oh" OH WAT LA... whahah if u noe how to play can tell mi... thanks.. 1/30/08 BAN
"Eh don't la, later we will get ban from the shop" I've always thought i was just kidding and there's no way the shop could ban us from going in until i show a post from my friend's blog  WOW, the husband must be damn bored to do these kind of things... that's what happen when ladies drag guys to shopping and they take forever to choose one piece of clothing... whahahaha... Anyway today i can't wake up for my jog again... shit... will update when i come back from sch... bb MSN
Ken says: YOU! Ken says: ARE U A MAN? Mr Cai... says: erm why Mr Cai... says: i'm a man Mr Cai... says: whahah Ken says: good Ken says: than u must drink.... Ken says: MILK Mr Cai... says: erm Mr Cai... says: u got milk? Mr Cai... says: comeon Ken says: cuz only true men drink milk Mr Cai... says: what happen who make u? Ken says: you want mine? Ken says: mine's quite thick Mr Cai... says: i prefer chocolate flavour Ken says: also can Mr Cai... says: haha Mr Cai... says: beer ppl bully u ah? Ken says: just come out from a diff place Mr Cai... says: oh shit Mr Cai... says: no Ken says: *scoff* Mr Cai... says: NO thanks Mr Cai... says: i have my own in fact i'm drinkin nw I think he has been traumatise by something hope he's fine and drinkin milk? Spring cleaning
1/29/08 Stupid day....
Today i finally did it I DECIDED TO WAKE UP EARLY TO JOG... i'm so excited that i din slp well the previous day anyway i did wake up at 8am despite sleeping at ard 4am just to wake up and jog... and guess what? IT'S RAINING... @$%#$^$*&% everyday nv rain i wanna go jogging den rain THANK U AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh.... but still at ard 9am it stop so i went jogging so happi i ran like 2km den i stopped and did some other form of exercises.... hmmm i felt signs of ageing OH SHIT... !#@$%@%# that's maybe just my imagination... so i happily went home and bath... the next moment i feel like sleeping... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo cannot so i went out.... Today i got bullied by a puppy.... the puppy will bite anything that move but u see guys i nid to walk... so it saw my leg moving and it CAME AND BIT ME... so i was like "AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and running away from A PUPPY??????????????? puppy: "WOOf woof i wanna bite ur legs" ME: "AhhHHHh go away puppy or or or i cook u" puppy: "woof woof i wanna bite ur legs" ME: "you don't understand english izzit?" puppy: "woof woof i wanna bite ur legs" and i forgot he dun understand english so i was bitten by the puppy... puppy although u bite mi i love u.... after i was bitten by the puppy for one whole day i decided to go eat den i went home and rest awhile b4 i head for sch... SC sms me and ask mi to meet him after lesson his lesson is at raffles city so i walked from cityhall hmmmm on the way met some interesting things: 1) The Singapore Flyer at nite with lights on (WOW nice man) 2) A Dog barking at nothing in the middle of padang field (Hmmm i think he saw a ghost and i stop and look at what's his barking and thankfully i got no third eye) 3) Went to b2 of assplanet and the automatic door realli open automatically with me at a distance of 100m away from it... anyway somehw got lost but still managed to reach the area... but meet him walk here and there den went home whhahaha so funny... Anyway today 5 facts of the day...... 1) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(learn how to cherish ur coffee.... 8 YEARSS!!!!) 2)A cat's urine glows under a black light. (next time birthday card i noe use wat to write already) 3) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (i know a friend's brain also same size is that consider a interesting fact too?) 4)Butterflies taste with their feet. (whahahah i also can do that) 5)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death (erm can we just burn it?) 1/28/08 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyway back from new year shopping yesterday brought alot of seaweed ... happy sia... i love eatting seaweed esp those spicy one... why? 1) seaweed shiok feel like eating paper very fun... (makes you feel like a photocopy machine) 2) it's a good way to waste your time if you got nothing to do... 3) it's a good exercise for your mouth... Then show my sister a very clever japanese monkey name pankun and a stupid dog name james this is the link for the 1st episode i saw pankun this episode shows the monkey and dog doing situp... funny sia... den got one episode the money hand dirty go and wipe on the dog den the dog face become black wah laugh like mad sia... Today went to national library to do some research with roy... before that i went bugis junction awhile wah saw converse 3 on 3 competition... still rmb the time i joined is because gt free jersey... whahhaha first thing i see Roy i said: "eh still remember you own me $1" whahahahhaa he say: "wah $1 onli so gei kou(dunno correct or nt) meh? Me: " yeah our friendship only worth $1 you dunno meh?" He: "...." Woooo i win... funny sia see his face turn dunno like wat sia... whahhaha... anyway we were inside library for like dunno how mani hrs i almost died... too quiet i cannot tk it... Then we went to eat.. MOS BURGER erm v long time nv eat tt thing already... whahaha... dunno how to order also... hmmm recently in front of computer must do some meaningful things also so must learn 10 new things everyday so i will share with you guys of the 10 things i learn oso so you all will learn with me... Today the 10 things i learn is: 1) no matter how close your friend is with you, ypu still must ask him back for $1 if you lend him.... (whahhaahaha) 2)No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times (hmmm wonder why can use machine ma?) 3)Fingerprints of koalas are similar (in pattern, shape and size) to the ingerprints of humans (so ppl who use koalas bear to do crime beware we got ur bear fingerprint WE WILL CATCH U) 4)Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. (heard that? not only it can keep you away from doctor now it have another function) 5)Watching television can act as a natural painkiller for children (WOW next time don't need to buy panadol for my child already) 6)There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which you have probably never heard of. (erm wow... sucidical bomber?) 7)9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did. (erm joseph might be crying... SO EVERYONE PLS KNOW THIS) 8)Kermit the Frog is left-handed. (WOW whahhaha u guys don't wanna know rite? BUT TOO BAD IT'S MY BLOG) 9)The world's record for continuous pogo stick jumping is 41 hours. (Izzit a kangeroo?) 10)Coca-Cola was originally green (wow this is new to me) Erm maybe 10 facts per day is too much i will make it 2... whahahha jogging tml i hope... i wan a camera so i can *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* and *snap*... whahhaha nite nite i go cook maggi already... 1/26/08 Long day...
Hmmm den saw terence sms mi say that he meeting wei ting and jessica... hmmmm who sia... den i suddenly rmb like 4 years ago there's this 3 gals whom we knew from bball... oh is the 3 gals i shall call them fls (FU LU SHOU) whahhaha... wow hw did terence got in contact with them it's been such a long time already so i went to meet them.... den meet them cck kopitiam wooo... den went to order duck noodles den when i came back jessica say: "Erm that stall not very nice..." Erm Thank you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh buy already den say... wah girl can realli change alot man... so there will never be ugly girls is lazy girls... once they change they have confidence in themself which will make them alot more attractive... Then after that we went to find some place to sit down and chill so we walk... and walk..... and walk..... until jessica wanna pee.. whahahah =x so we went up to her hse cause her hse nearby and used the toilet but we stayed outside cause it's like so late den boys go in not v good.... Den we saw a cat... den wei ting went up to her hse and tk cat food and badminton racket down... wah she actually have a cat food up at her house but she dun have a cat at home.. hmmm.. maybe hungry she can eat the food also? den i tried something on the cat i place my hp on the back while the cat's eating cat food and ask terence to call me to give the cat a wonderful massage (phone vibrating) while the cat is eating... den she feel the vibrating and look up and run away sia... Then we went to play bball in the middle of the nite... ard 1+ 2am 1st time i did that... long time nv play already... hmmmm... den after that we sat down and talk cock... i love to sit down and tok cock... den we went home at ard 4... wah so late already... my sis comin back today we going out to buy things lata.... bye bye... 1/25/08 haircut....
anyway today went to cut moi hair with my mummy... whahaha so many saloon to choose from we have 6 SALOON IN YEW TEE... why do we need so many saloon in yew tee? due to the intense competition everytime we went and stop to check the pricing the ppl inside will come out and try to pull us in... whahha it reminds me of the tanjong pagar pubs where the gals will come out and: "Hello handsome wanna come in and party" and they will just stay down there and look at you some will even pull u so scary and some of the ladies wooo like come out to scare ppl one... back to the hair cutting... ok we manage to find one saloon and we went in and sit down... then after a while the person who cuts my hair told my mummy: "Aunty your son look like a artist" I won't say out who cause i don't think i look like him.... my reaction? "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Stunt... Is this one of your marketing strategy? BUT IT WORKS... whhahhahaha... it somehow reminds me of my 1 SIR barber... no matter who he cut and how the hair turn out to be he will always say "HANDSOME ALREADY" when he finish cutting... whahhaha so funny then that's this guy which face is like gena langa(knocked) by lorry and when he finished his haircut i heard: "HANDSOME ALREADY" i almost faint... unless he gena langa by another lorry how did that word "handsome" come out from the barber's mouth? wow.. POWERFUL.... Cutting hair i will NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER go to a barber any more i will choose the saloon cause last time my dad brought me to cut my hair in a barber then he cut cut cut and ask me: barber: "Boy you wanna keep ur sideburn?" Me: "Yes please" *snap* the next moment my side burn was gone... WTF is he deaf or ask for fun or asking for trouble? WAH LAU i look so cock without my fake sideburn... stupid nei nei... wah den i sad for like dunno how mani days cause my haircut looks like those use bowl cover my head and cut one... WAH dunno how to express my sadness... anyway after my haircut i went to city hall to do some admin stuffs and when i finished it was only 6+ i din thought that it'll be this early so went to meet roy to have supper together so walked from city hall to cine and when i reached i saw roy with his bowl of noodles empty and smiling at me... Me: "i thought we were suppose to have dinner together" Roy: "yeah but i got hungry" whahhahaa no la he called and said he will be having his dinner 1st so i allowed him... den he acc me to eat at the "kopitiam" at cine... den while eating i was toking to him about my saloon that the person say i look like who... he stared at me and burst into laughter... erm... ok i can confirm it's their marketing strategy already... den while toking he kept on looking at his phone so i ask him and pull his phone over and say: "WAH sms her ah" den to my surprise HE WAS PLAYING GAME... ME: "Come out with me really that boring? everytime play game when out with me if not listen to ur mp3 on ur phone chao kuku... HE: "yeah really that boring" THANK U AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... si ROY... after that we went to herren cause he wanna laminate his neo print... den he ask me whether got one dollar coin... so i lend him and say "Eh although we are good friends but $1 must return me leh" He looked at me and say "Ah don't nid la" Den due to some conflict he say "i don't wanna be friend with u already" ME: "Den $1 return me" whahahhaa... our friendship only worth $1 woooo.... after that i sugguest we play WWE at HMV XBOX 360.. he choose undertaker and i dunno i choose who is he.. but starting he was owning me cause i dunno how to execute the move and stuff but after that is my turn TO OWN him.. wah den he not happy wanna fight mi real person... den i lose... stupid roy anyway after that i went home instead of meeting Siree cause i still nid to do other stuffs... And guess what she met a pervert at LJ.. whahah she say there this guy who kept on reading newspaper and lookin at her and worst of all his ball and banana are exposed to her... hmmm i should have waited for her... whahha.. Anyway due to my eses disease i woke up quite late today.. den my mum ask me to drink coconut and thanks to her i got myself i shitting session... whahha later nid to go for classes lo... chao.... 1/24/08 Gastric pain...
"Popiah eat already will full meh" Cause i ate in the afternoon and wanna save money... den siree was like: "don't complain u gastric pain again lo" erm... ok lo so after popiah session we went starbucks to discuss abt the business we were gonna be doing... but after awhile i need to go schooling so i left and they headed to chinatown i think... and while walking to my school I FELT HUNGRY... but cannot say i hungry to siree or who if not i will get scolding: "JUST NOW ASK U TO EAT NV EAT NOW SEE LA HUNGRY ALREADY" So i just kept quiet and go i onli told ah bang whahahha... and during lesson guess what i realli gena gastric pain.. siree and her mouth damn accurate next time ask her give me 4 number ah.. SI GASTRIC... erm what to do... normally gastric pain is because your stomach acid got nothing to burn so it come up to ur stomach and burn your stomach and let you have stomach ulcer or worst bleeding den u DIE... i heard the acid talking among themself... Acid 1: "SI wei cai let us burn only 1 popiah he think it enough for us to burn meh? he think we shiok meh?" Acid 2: "Yah la popiah so fast burn finish already den the rest of our time do what burn air ah?" Acid 1 "Let's teach wei cai a lesson..." Acid 2: "acid 1 are u thinking what i thinking?" Acid 1: "i think i am acid 2" Acid 1 and 2: "It's burning wei cai's stomach time" And so they went up to my stomach and burn mi... shitty acid... i eat soap and neutralise you then u know... normally i got gastric pain my stomach my arse will normally come out alot of air and it's normally acidic so i was thinking if i sit on the chair and i let out the air will it do any damage to the chair like what acid rain did to our 7 wonders of the world... will will NOT hmm so disappointing... Anyway after lesson the stupid acid almost killed me... so i went to buy something for them to burn and they were kind enough to let mi off this time... Strange things keep happening to me like when i brush my teeth this morning i put alot of toothpaste on my brush and when i brush my teeth alot of foam keep forming cause of the amount of toothpaste i put... den suddenly due to the foam overflowing i choke on the foam and i almost die... it's like i vomit out foam... wooo die... shitty feeling anyway i gonna cut my hair later new year coming and after tt i going to help out in paper work at raffles city already wonder how my hair will look like... whahaha CYA.... 1/23/08 Molester/Flashers...
i read one of her entries talking about molesters and her experience with those molesters/flashers... soon i was wondering if guys gt this kinda experience also... but i know once in MOS i did experience whahah.. at the main arena where they will have smoke machine and when the smoke fills the air got ppl carress mi from behind.. wooo i tot gal shiok den when the smoke fade away it turns out to be a guy and we have this eye contact for like 1 min b4 he dance away? hmmm 1st thing i saw in his eyes was "WTF i though it was a gal i touch?" erm okay 1st thing in my mind "WTF u touch mi for?" and stare at each other for 1 min... whahahah.... WOOOOO go and eat shit la u... may ur hand rot and cramp and cannot touch anyone anymore... whahah abit too evil... nvm back to topic will a guy get molested by a gal? Hmmm if that realli happen i dun mind provided i dun let dinosaur molest... i will scared whahaha... den imagine gt ladies flasher den come to u and flash their bodies... if a gal come and flash her body to mi what will i do sia? hmmm maybe i will tk out my camera phone and tk photo? whahhaha... i will ask her "eh... can hold a while or nt i wan to tk photo..." dunno she will allow or nt sia... i think wun ba... Den i also imagine can guys get rape by gals? Hmmm any guys gena rape by gals can pls tell mi realli got or nt? i wanna know =P Hmmmmm but i know a few days when all the molester will gather at one place and molest every gal they can see... that's during christmas, new year, zouk out... when all the banga come out and play... one day i gonna put all these guys in one room and let dinosaur rape them... see how they feel... I still rmb the 1st time i went to town during new year with my sec sch friends the crowd was tremendous we could only continue walking if we form "train lines" where we put our hands on each other shoulders and move... if not there's no way u could move ard... Then there were ppl arm with the Spray oh man that's like WW3 shootings everywhere den i rmb the banga pushes and started to touch everyone including males? den my friend fall down due to them pushing "SI LANG NEI NEI...KUKU BIRD" dunno why they push also... den our train line break and that time i got no mobile phone so if i break the train line that's NO WAY i can find them back man... the first thing in my mind is I MUST GRAB ONE OF MY FRIEND EVEN I DIE.... so i grab my friend in front of mi with all my strength and pull him back.... whahahha so onli mi and him broke off with the rest... =X whahhaha... After that incident i nv want to go to town during Christmas or NY anymore except this yr... where i went to watch fireworks with Siree... whahhahaa... but i protected her cause she at the front and i nv got grope in my ass... which is gd? whahahha =D happi sia... women flasher hope to see ya soon... 1/22/08 Bday...
1/21/08 happy bday...
1/20/08 Thank you all...
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