A bit background of this guy... He's name is Mas Selamat he was arrested by the indonesian police on Bintan island in jan 2006... Based on investigations he was the leader of the Singapore Jemaah Islamiyah network, a terrorist organisation. They then send the man to Singapore in 2006. The 45-year-old father of four was also said to be involved in JI's plans to mount attacks against foreign and local establishments here.

Mas Selamat fled Singapore in December 2001 following an Internal Security Department operation against the terrorist organisation.

The militant leader had been on the run after Singapore authorities discovered plans to crash seven truck filled with bombs at various locations around the island.

Investigations also revealed that he was the mastermind behind a plan to hijack an airplane and crash it into Changi airport. Yes right changi airport 

Yesterday afternoon (wednesday) he escaped from detention centre toilet....

immediately intensive manhunts have been carried out on wednesday night...

But still the suspects is at large...

Day 2 SAF join in the search island wide... land air and sea...

Early on Thursday morning, the SAF military police and guardsmen were brought in at about 6.30 am to beef up the huge security cordon around the wooded Malcolm Park, near the Singapore Chinese Girls' School and the vicinity.

A snaking line of more than 20 military and police vehicles, including a 5-tonner truck, occupied the left most lane of Dunearn Road, causing the morning rush hour traffic to slow to a crawl.

SCGS which is near the detention center has increase it's security level... every car entering and exiting the school has to be check...

Malaysian police have also stepped up security on the border...

SINGAPOREAN IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HIM OR ITS HIM PLEASE INFORM THE POLICE... Everyone plays a part in Singapore... The fugitive is said to walk with a limp and is not known to be armed.

Immigration checkpoints in Singapore have also been place on high alert to make sure that he does not flee to other country.. Which cause HUGE JAMS at the causeway...

Indonesia also raise it's alert on it's borders... Sutarman said Singapore police had asked for close coordination with Riau Islands police to recapture the fugitive.

Sources from www.channelnewsasia.com and www.straitstimes.com

Today blog serious sia... lol but it's a Singapore thing so let's work together okay? Tomolo will be going for my friend musical update again soon...

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"LELONG LELONG" "Neverland" on sale ah... It will be auction off next month unless Jackson pay off a US $24.5 million loan... YES US DOLLARS actual value will be US$24,525,906.61 inclusive of gst thank you... hmm will you buy? inside got rides and games gold toilet bowl? i think sit already backside won't tear one... oh man look at how nice "neverland" is with a clock WOOO...

BTW i found out that someone actually discover my blog by searching through yahoo.com...

Others: "yahoo.com search until your blog not very unusual ma?"

wait i haven say finish... HE ACTUALLY SEARCH FOR "WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU WEAR" Wah this kind of topic can also find my blog... So li hai and why will people wanna search this topic what underwear do you wear? i wear red with a HUAT AH word on top of it... lol hmmm so strange nowadays.. scarly is my friend lol...

Recently dunno why alot of death cases... like for example "fei fei" aunty is dead and recently jackie chan father is dead too.. but he was 93 years old which is quite old already... ever wonder if you die who will be at your funeral? Hmm come to think of it... YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.. cause your are already dead unless you can open your eyes while in your coffin..

Today receive blessing from my dear friend ROY... He treated me to sakae sushi at bugis i had

Yup and my total cost is around $13 bucks excluding GST and Service charge... Not bad not bad.. i Love soft shell crab it's a crab where you don't need to peel the shell and just eat the whole thing... For lazy people like me and you... LOL GST = 7% and service charge = 10% the service is not bad..

After that we went to the library to do some research... Hmm dunno why when we step into the library there's a voice in our head saying:

"Sleeping time SLEEP"

Yeah that the voice in the library so scary should have borrow the book back but it REFERENCE so can't really borrow.. anyway after library we went to bugis junction and saw ZOE TAY.... They were acting some show and i think we might be inside cause we walk pass them... EH NOT PURPOSLY ONE HOR... don't anyhow think lol... After that we went walk walk and go back home...

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Congrats Singapore again for been the world's top three airports for passenger service with SOUTH Korea's Incheon, Malaysia's Kuala Lumpur International Which are the other top 3... Swee La... everytime top top top... LOL that day i just went to T3 with my dad... you can view the post HERE it must be me... LOL

Okay today went to bball backside pain, back pain, leg pain, whole body pain... signs of aging? NO WAY... so people might also suffer the same thing as me after sports so what to do to recover or ease the pain? Hmmm i got my own ways...

1) Tiger balm plaster

Comes in pack of 3... with small or large plaster if you small size buy small if you big size buy big if you xxl size buy more big size if you xxs buy one small one and cut into 2 pieces... Okok enough of rubbish so the ingredients?

Menthol, mentha oil, camphor, eucalyptus oil... AND IT'S FOR EXTERNAL USE... if not later some people eat and swallow ah... Eh don't think don't have hor... GOT ONE... people are stupid =x...

So what are the benefits?

It provides instant relief so you will feel cooling effects on your sore muscles which will relief your pain the healing ingredients are quickly absorbed into the skin to stimulate blood circulation, providing speedy pain relief and comfort for hours Wooo... one word to describe i will say.. STEAM AH...

others: "Eh wei cai you say got cooling effects why you say steam? i thought steam suppose to be hot one?"

Weicai: "you boy or gal?"

other:"Gal"

weicai: "No wonder you will never know what i'm talking about ok siam siam i wanna tell people TIGER"

ok back to topic so how do i use the tiger balm..

Others: "Eh weicai you think i stupid ah dunno how to use this?"

Weicai: "Eh you never know hor some people really stupid one...."

ok so how do you all use this?

 

 

 

 

 

I also dunno....

 

 

Hahahahhahahahhaha... Gotcha.. just peel and STICK IT ON.... whahhahaa.. eh what? really la just peel and STICK IT ON.... okok next....

2) Ammeltz Yoko Yoko

A Japan Product so i went to a translation website to find out the meaning of yoko yoko... The results is stunting... The translation for yoko yoko is ACTUALLY YOKO YOKO... so not much difference... LOL.. the difference between yoko yoko and tiger balm is actually yoko yoko is in liquid form...

Others: "So liquid i can drink la"

EVERYBODY THIS YOKO YOKO IS ALSO APPLIED EXTERNALLY OKAY?

the ingredients are Glycol Salicylate, Q-Methol, Benzyl Nicotinate and Vanillylaimide Nonylate...

They also got the methol which will leave you feeling cool... so what's one word to describe this wonderful stuff? STEAM AH... LOL

others: "Eh wei cai you say got cooling effects why you say steam? i thought steam suppose to be hot one?"

Don't bother... So how to use this thing since you can't STICK IT ON... when you open the cover there's a sponge...

others: "SPONGE izzit square and wearing a pant?"

weicai: "You think what sponge bob square pants ah?"

Then you just squeeze the bottle and let the liquid out and apply to your aching area...

Depends on yourself cause some people don't like liquid and will use tiger balm sticker but some area cannot access so use yoko yoko...

3) Pain killers and pills

This one i don't recommend cause there is a chemical substance call opioid  for pain relief which will cause side effects...

Common side effects and adverse reactions:

• nausea
• vomiting
• drowsiness
• dry mouth
• miosis (contraction of the pupil)
• orthostatic hypotension (blood pressure lowers upon sudden standing)
• urinary retention
• constipation and/or fecal impaction

Less common side effects and adverse reactions:

• confusion
• hallucinations
• delirium
• hives
• itch
• hypothermia
• bradycardia (slow heart rate)
• tachycardia (rapid heart rate)
• raised intracranial pressure
• ureteric or biliary spasm
• muscle rigidity
• flushing

Most severe side effects and adverse reactions:

• respiratory depression
• fatal overdose

Scary right? so don't try unnecessary...

but the last one is one i enjoy very much And it's really SHIOK AH...

THAI MASSAGE...  here are the benefits you will stunt one...

Physical Benefits of Thai Massage

• Help detoxification of the body and boost immune system
• Increase blood circulation, lower blood pressure
• Good for muscle relaxation, increase flexibility in your muscles, increase mobility
• Improve breathing
• Improves posture, balance, corrects body alignments and dissolves energy blockages
• Improves athletic performance
• Help arthritis and back pain,
• Help tone the body, strengthen joints and fight diseases, including chronic joint problems
• Prevents illnesses and alleviates degenerative diseases
• Slows the aging process

Mental Benefits of Thai Massage

• Improve your outlook towards life; builds an emotional balance
• Help with concentration and creativity/ Mind and body concentration
• Clear and calm your mind
• Help you gain mental clarity

Psychological effects of Thai Massage

• Reduce and relieve stress and anxiety
• Help people boost their inner energy levels
• Develop discipline and self-control
• Achieve better health, increases health and vitality.
• Raise the energy level and stamina
• Build internal power (and creates a natural confidence)

reference taken from http://www.jongrakthaimassage.com/Benefits_Thai_Massage.htm

Never knew Thai massage have so much benefits right????

 

 

 

 

I ALSO DUNNO....

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Today around 4.30pm an Earth quack struck southern Sumatera which registered 7.5 on the Richter scale. 53 buildings in Ang Mo Kio, Bedok and CBD areas experienced tremors as a result of this afternoon's earthquake.... WHY I NV GENA??? I've never felt an earthquack in singapore although it happen quite a few times before... i wonder what will i do if i gena?

Hide under the bed? Go to storeroom to take my SAF helmet and wear? Sleep cause the rocking will make you fall asleep soon or just do nothing and watch tv?

Singtel organised another SMS competition where the contestants have to type the text provided by Guinness:

"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

The winner came out to be a Republic Poly Student with a new record timing of 41.40 seconds so you guys might want to type it out and if you can break 41.40 seconds you can participate next year and i will be your manager okay? I personally cannot do that because for those who know me i got double thumb so i will press more buttons... my thumb can press 7 button at the same time tested and proven Whahahha Li Hai Right?

Anyway my sis came back for dinner today and it's so good to have home cooked food cause it's personalised to what you what and see what i got...

I GOT CURRY ICE KACHANG.... nice right? so good...

so how izit nice? According to ah cai rating:

  5/5 (FULL MARKS)

So if you want some curry ice kachang you can order by sending email to me...

*CHOMP* I Love my curry ice kachang... LOL

So after dinner she went to play her game viwawa the sushi game...

So she sit on the chair so where i sit?

On the floor loh.... That's all for today...

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They actually create a whole new movie for him....


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Check out this version of death note....

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In this high tech society other then finding girlfriends through the internet... so i will just introduce to you some of the famous online programs or webpage which will help you in finding your online date, thier advantages and disadvantages...

1) MIRC

Wow this one is one of the classic program where you need to choose a nickname and go into a channel like #basketball, #1985, #teens then in the channel you can find a lot of people where you can chat either in the channel or private chat with them by double clicking on their name... For Singapore user they will usually go into galaxynet under the server... But 1st you need to understand their language... The first time they will ask is "asl?"

Others: "eh wei cai what's asl? izit scolding you "another sleeping log?" LOL how they know you like to sleep?"

weicai: "... it's age/sex/location la...."

yeah so i will now carry on with the advantage and disadvantages...

Advantage

• You get to talk to them REAL TIME.. so it's like msn talking with strangers rather than your friends
• You can talk to a lot of people at a single time

Disadvantage

• You can't know how the person looks like unless they are willing to send you their pic (which might not be real)
• You will get kick out of a channel if the channel opers is not happy with you
• YOU WILL NV KNOW WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO (e.g. sometimes i will change to a girl's nick and talk to boys which they don't even know... so who knows maybe you thought you are talking to a pretty lady but you are talking to me...)
• Sometimes the server crash
• Too old I don't think people are using it now when msn came out...

others: "Eh weicai how come you so strange one why you put a lady nick and talk to guys you gay ah?

weicai: " What's your problem? sometimes you know when you change to lady's nick then people will talk to you cause in MIRC the guys are despo so they see girls nick they will just private chat them... so fun ma"

others: "Oh so you despo also la"

weicai: "...."

Okay secondly

2) Friendster

Friendster... Wooo it came out in 2002 as a social networking service... it was the top social network service until myspace came in but i will not talk about my space cause Singapore uses friendster more... you can get to know your friends's friend which Yeah in Friendster you can really know alot of people...

Advantage

• People will display their pictures so you will know who you want to know
• you can know your friend's friend's friends or anyone who have the same hobby or same area as you
• Easy to use people can write testimonial/comments to each other
• Can keep track of your friend's  update/birthday

Disadvantage

• Unable to talk to each other real time so when you send them a msg you might need to wait for a very long time
• Restrict profile to certain layers so unless you are their friends you can't really see their profile.

Basically i think friendster is a very good social tool to find your cyber dates and i've heard so much on how people find their love using friendster... So people might ask how do a approach them?

one of the simple way is to send smiles (you can start by sending them smiles if they are interested in talking to you too they will reply by saying thanks for your smiles or start talking to you)

so once you engage in a conversation is good for you to add them in msn so you can don't need to wait so long to wait for her reply so the rest is up to you...

WARNING

Photos in friendster might not be as good as real person... like those tv products say AS SHOWN AS TV BUT.... there's a thing call ANGLE SHOT which is damn scary angle shot means the person look the nicest only on that angle so if you look at the person in other angle is KNS... lol

others: "So you are 1 of the angle shot people la wei cai"

weicai: "GRRrrRRR can you keep quiet or not?"

Scary thing number 2 PHOTOSHOP.. photoshop is a very powerful program which can make a ugly ducking into a swan... can remove pimple, make skin fair, make black white, make white black... Cool right so beware... you might not get what you see... But still friendster is damn good to make friends

3) Facebook

Facebook it can fight friendster because of it's interactive applications... Something like friendster but it include has a lot of interaction for users....

Advantage

• Same as friendster
• Can really update you what your friends are doing
• Can organise events and send invitations to people and know who will be coming for your events
• A lot of flirting programs (Shall introduce 2 to you)

Disadvantage

• too many programs until you blur
• cannot talk to each other real time

Applications

i shall intro to you 2 application that will help you in your quest of finding cyber dates

1) flirtable

This program allows you to browse profiles so if you don't like you can just press skip or if you like you can press flirt or msg the person so the person will receive the flirt alerts and see if he/she wants to reply you... Most will add them in msn too

2) Human Pet

Human pet is about the same but then you will need points to buy people so you become their owner...

others:"Wah owner and pet ah?

weicai: "Don't think so much la you dirty fellow"

other: "Better than you despo"

Weicai:"..."

Yeah so all the programs are very interactive....

That's all today for my intro to cyber dating... lol... i think no use la all of you all also know already... but i still want to warns girls be careful if you all meet each other ensure your safety at all cost if the guy try anything funny just kick his balls and run away...

people please don't go so into cyber get a real life outside also... but if anyone really find their partners in cyber feel free to comment i will love to know about it...

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If you are wondering what are you gonna do tomorrow and you are living in the north... CHINGAY IS COMING FOR YOU.... Here's the flyer...

Best of all IT"S FREE... LOL Singapore hear this word very sensitive... That time there was this test done by one of the tv program where they set up a tent and there's a sign board outside saying:

"Free Gift will be given but only one person at a time"

So immediately there was a Queue form outside the tent so the host went up to them and ask:

"So uncle what are you Queuing for"

the uncle reply

"I don't know leh.... See people Queue up i Queue up loh... but i think got free gift ah?"

LOL... they don't even know what they are queuing up for... so when they went inside the tent they were actually given time to be on TV to say about anything they want to improve in Singapore... So there was this house wife the answer classic la...

"I think Singaporean should not be so Kiasu see free gift then waste time Queuing up, BUT housewife can cause we got nothing to do and got ample time to do this kind of things..."

Classic? yeah and obviously she is a housewife... LOL

Okay... So the Chingay will be held near causeway point so you all might wanna drop by and take a look...

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Recently read a news article... It's about a hostel warned not to leave your underwear hanging around unnecessary because there is a UNDERWEAR STEALER hanging around... and he was caught after stealing his last by a security guard around the area... Hmm wonder why will ppl do that... imagine you are in jail and when the prisoner was talking to each other...

Prisoner 1: Hey why you come in?

Prisoner 2: Oh I got no choice because I don't want my family to starve so I went to steal something for them to eat and got caught what about you?

Prisoner 1: Because that !#& betray my brother so I whack him and got to jail...

Prisoner 2: Oh okay... What about you new comer?

Underwear Stealer: Oh I stole some underwear for myself...

Prisoner 1 & 2: .....

Eh I wonder what will they do after they got their underwear... sniff? burn and drink? wear on head and take picture? Ah why do I even bother...

Did you expect people to bring the weapons above in Singapore in broad daylight? Recently a youth got slashed on the left arm so deep that it needs 33 staples to close it... and it happen in the east.. so prakki, jing, lin BEWARE LOL....

others: "eh cai... why you read news hor all is crime one no good news meh"

cai: "Eh why you everytime like that counter me one... okay lah tell you some good news"

Okay recently if people are complaining Aiya why MRT so much people need to squeeze with alot of people and stuff like that right? please watch

So after watching this clips do you all feel abit better? LOL... scary next time Singapore will also be hiring those kind of people to push them in and I WILL BE ONE OF THEM... i make sure you all go in don't worry... LOL

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NOW ANNOUNCING THE TOTO 10 MILLION DRAW NUMBER.....


Winning Numbers
1 15 18 19 25 37
Additional Number
2

So anyone won? hmmm total of 10 ppl won the 1st group so the 10 million will be shared so 1 person 1 million... WAH rmb the song AH SI WO HU ZHI BA BANG? the 10 ppl can come out and sing together so nice the picture in my mind....

BTW CONGRATS SINGAPORE.... for winning to become the host for youth Olympic WOoooooo... Can see ppl from all over the countries here in singapore and alot of new jobs will be open up for jobless ppl like us.... Singapore won with a vote of 53 to 44 against moscow....

hmmm so wei cai what is youth olympic? never heard of it before...

Eh i also never heard of it before... but like me just explain to you guys what sports will we have in this olympic okay?

Basically youth Olympics is for ppl aged 14 to 18 (which belongs to my age group) Each participating country would send at least four athletes. The athlete will be chosen at least 18 months in advance... woo but hw come i still dunno i gonna tk part... hmmm maybe they are giving me a SURPRISE... so nice of them....

Venue and Sports
Toa Payoh Swimming Complex
Aquatics (Diving)


Singapore Sports School
Aquatics (Swimming), Modern Pentathlon, Volleyball, Weightlifting


Kallang Cricket Field
Archery


Bishan Stadium
Athletics, Football (soccer) (Finals)


Singapore Indoor Stadium
Badminton, Basketball (Olympic)


Kallang Netball Centre
Basketball (Street)


International Convention Centre
Boxing, Fencing, Handball, Judo, Taekwondo, Wrestling (Indoor)


Marina Reservoir
Canoeing (Flatwater), Rowing


Tampines Bike Park
Cycling (BMX and Mountain Bike)


Singapore Turf Club Riding School
Equestrian


Choa Chu Kang Stadium
Football (soccer) (Preliminary)


Jurong West Stadium
Football (soccer) (Preliminary)


Bishan Sports Hall
Gymnastics


National Hockey Centre
Hockey


National Sailing Centre
Sailing


Toa Payoh Sports Hall
Shooting, Table Tennis


Kallang Tennis Centre
Tennis


East Coast Park
Triathlon


Sentosa Siloso Beach
Volleyball (Beach), Wrestling (Beach)


They actually have triathlon, Wrestling at sentosa... Cool bball got 2 category sia... 1 is normal and 1 is street... WHY THEY DUN WAN COME CCK STADIUM TO PLAY??? WHY.... so sad... cool right having a "mini" Olympics in singapore... cool... anyway congrats to SINGAPORE..... and TOTO Winners find one day go out sing the Million dollar song k? CYA...
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This weekend Woooo.... Do quite alot of things....

Sat 16/2

Today went out with my dad to visit my last relative in singapore....

others: "huh wei cai how come last relative in singapore?"

weicai: " Because all die already den left my mum side all in malaysia ma...."

others: "Wah say until like tt..."

weicai: "you got problem izit?"

ok enough... so we went to enous mrt? it think so... den went to tk bus in then realise it's near the place where i train my bike during my army times.... Still rmb the time when i flew out of the bike....

others: "wah fly out of the bike ah so cool what u do?"

weicai: " nothing much la i just turn while on gear 5"

others: " cool.. den got other ppl behind u they nv help meh?"

weicai: "help? oh yeah they did they help by not helping mi up but by horning me?"

others: "oh den how does that suppose to help u?"

weicai: "you wan me to give u their phone number then u call them ask or nt? ask so much later i make sure u fly out of here i tell u"

others: (slient)

Weicai: "good let's continue.."

Ah where were we? oh yeah so went up to my relative hse.... hmmm saw her ard 80 already but keep on saying she gonna die gonna die... den cry halfway... hmmm old person but where are the children when the parents need them? Old already will the child still remember hw your parent spend the effort to work and raise you up and treating you like their precious little ones? but will u even talk to them, go out with them or just acc them when they need you? that's a question you need to ask yourself... for nw i'm with my dad... mum went malaysia but coming back so don't worry we are a happy family not forgetting my sis who spoilt me? i think... I LOVE THIS FAMILY....


After that we went to:









Not to forget the SIA Air stewardess... T3 the air stewardess is all SIA ones cause the t3 only have SIA flight there now... all SIA plane never see the air bus... wasted.. dunno look like magic school bus or not.... i miss sittting in the plane like sitting in roller coaster like that when taking off.. the next flight i will take is either to thailand or taiwan... wooo.. i love taiwan's food... yummy.... ok enough let's see the 2 SIA....



Then went to this section whereby they will display the prohibited items... HEHE...




CALLING ALL AH PEK WHO SNIFF TIGER BALM U ALL NOT ALLOWED..... I REPEAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED.....


AND ALL ARMY GUYS WHO BRING CAN FOOD TO OUTFIELD YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ALSO....


FOR GUYS WHO WANTS TO STYLE THEIR HAIR TO IMPRESS THE AIR STEWARDESS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ESP JOHNNY BRAVO





shitty... i am a shocking device... i give ppl shocks... i am not allowed too? what the hell... so sad...

Hmmm such a classy place... cannot miss out art piece ba... so i took a picture of a art piece... and man.. i really dunno how to appreciate art works.... what's so nice about 2 balls? (uneven somemore?)


others: "AIYA wei cai you very stupid leh that one not balls la"

weicai: "Oh did you forgot you are gonna fly out of here?"

others: "AHHhHHHhHH"

Weicai: "Finally peace..."

anyway after throwing him out of here i'm hungry so what does T3 have to offer?



Wow swensen? but i can't get the word in orange... anyone know can tell mi or email me? lol i wanna know... got grill got salad(yucks i hate vege) and all time favorite ice-cream...




Maybe i really siao already.... if i really siao airport will have NTUC AH.....







WOW what's that suppose to mean? hmmm think think think... oh... he jokes are to cold so the crow decided to camp at his shoulder so not so troublesome... hmmmm i dun think you all know what i talkin about but i know can already... Muahahhahahhaha.... so happy... anyway got PUPPET SHOW....








Although he is hiding behind the tree i can still see him... LOL and i present to you my dad....


Look like me right? we are from the same genes... and i think i gonna strike 4d or toto already... why? look...


I SAW CAI SHEN IN PERSON.... nv bring paper and pen out if not will ask for his autograph... sad... but nvm... 10million MINE ang bao toto draw 10 million... woooo... thank you ah cai shen... love you deep deep.... after a hard day of walking we decided to go eat.....



Nice food for both of us... Stingray and Fu rong Egg... and 3 plates of rice....

others: "why three plate?"

wei cai: " i thought you fly away le?"

others:"AhhhhhhhHhhh"

ok anyway after eating we went back home... wah shag like hell... Sun working at AK...

Wooo i'm coming back... happy sia....
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