Today went to work at SDC and we knock off at 4.30pm so we decided to go and catch a movie and we watched this

This movie is about a guy who got bitten by a dragonfly and have special abilities... erm like spiderman? and when the show is about to end THE WHOLE SCENE JUST SKIP... WHAT THE HELL? It got us into A lot of question mark state...

??????????????????????????????? That's what is in my mind and the show just ended... Hmmmm SAI LA... Wasted my $7.50 people gonna eat grass already still like that ill treat me? So we went back home... and due to the encouragement of my friend like Seraphic i decided to write a letter of "feedback" eh not complain hor is feedback.... so the auto responder respond....

Dear Valued Customer,

Thank you for taking the time to give us your feedback to which we will respond within seven working days. This time is required to properly investigate the matter you have raised.

We appreciate your support and assistance in guiding us towards providing you with better service.

Thank you,

Golden Village

So i will tell you guys the results after one week WITHIN... if not WITHIN one week eh PREPARE TO EAT GRASS U ALL.......

Mr cai reported ♥

 

I'm shocked to hear this but a man imprison her daughter for 24 years, abused her and had 7 children with her... Wah disgusting man... the truth was only out when one of their daughter was seriously ill and sent to the hospital... Imagine you daddy catch you and lock you up although singapore cannot be la cause where to find place to lock you up? storeroom? rubbish bin? CANNOT BE RITE? so we are safe HORRAY~~!!! and no wan will wanna lock mi up i'm too much a trouble...

So Singapore got what kind of crime?

We can use fruit as weapon...

Even animals in Singapore commit crime....

Rmb the issue i wrote about using tissue paper to reserve place... NOW GOT THE OFFICIAL "CHOPE" TISSUE

Just follow instructions... anyone wanna buy i help him/her buy okay? so you can reserve you seat only applicable to Coffeeshop and kopitiams...

Some random photo which can be found in Singapore only

ONE LORRY OF BANGALA... but dangerous leh imagine the lorry crashed how? flying bangala ah? so have safety... SEATBELT BEHIND LORRY

Yesterday went out with Wei Jing and Terence(not sdc one) then we saw this

Meow meow as big as a watermelon... i mean the stomach see the sleeping posture also damn funny i thought he died.... PUI PUI~~ WAKE UP.....

Other things in singapore also... Cause singapore standard of living very high so working also will be damn stress sometime your boss will drive you in a corner where you cannot escape anymore just like this....

STRESS RIGHT???

But whatever happen we must stay happy... i found this picture...

Step by step to be happy...

Others: WAH CHINESE LEH HOW I NOE....

Dun worry mr cai will be the translator IT MEANS

no fast le. hurt heart. difficult pass. is pass cheng....

Others: What toking you?

erm that is the direct translation i will explain now... it means sad, sader and sadest is only a process happiness is the final destination... erm it sounds normal in chinese but english why like that MAYBE I AM NOT GIFTED TO BE A TRANSLATOR... yeah... anyway you got what i mean la.... dunno go check dictionary or babel fish....

In Singapore what you cannot lack of is MONEY $$$$$$.... let Mr cai give you a few knowledge on money...

inflation anyone know what's that?

It means like that time rice is 20 cent now rice need 50 cents which force me to eat grass... that's inflation money not worth as much as last time... so if you put in bank which has a interest rate of like 0.3 percent THAT's DAMN HIGH ALREADY... and the inflation rate is 4% YOU ARE LOSING 3.7% OF YOUR $$$$$ then you really must eat grass.... erm after you eat long will be quite tasty la... now you hope you become a cow right? got grass to eat thirsty can just press your nei nei den got milk le.. =x too obscene FORGOT WHAT I'VE SAID..

better go now later cow come hit mi... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo~~!!!

Mr cai reported ♥

 

These few days Mr Cai Discovered something while he was playing with his facebook...

HE ACTUALLY DISCOVERED ONE OF HIS FACEBOOK FRIEND IS A AV ACTRESS...

Woooo today's post is about his attempt to get to know her in facebook...

Yesterday while i'm browsing through my friend's profile i notice her...

MIHIRO TANIGUCHI i din really know who is she until she updated her photos.. and it's a AV actress interview with the reporters cause she went to HK... WOooo.. she has alot of supporters man... and below the thing i circled is a new feature of facebook it's something like msn messenger so i'm waiting for her to online... WOooo...

Cute right? I din knew she was an AV actress she stunt me... But somehow it's good to know people from all trades... you'll never know when you will need them... Erm... Erm... i mean when you going for holiday and got lost in japan it'll be good... YEAH.... so i attempt to make friend with her in facebook...

Method No 1

Mr cai is gonna send her a msg in facebook although i know she knows that i know that she know english but and in order to impress her He's gonna type in JAPANESE... KONEICHIWA.... Which means welcome rite if i'm not wrong... WOOOooo So clever... Hmmmm... That comes to number 1 trouble of the day... HOW?

DON'T WORRY BABEL FISH IS HERE....

So mr cai is gonna make it very simple... by saying Hi can I be your friend which means... 高いi はあなたの友人である場合もあるか。in Japanese but i notice if i change it to chinese it's this 高i 可能是您的朋友吗? ERM THAT'S SO WRONG... but nevermind WHO CARES... it's a good attempt... Whahahha... so fun....

So he attempt to send it

SO last check

Wooo Between Mihiro and me... So sweet... SENT.....

Method No 2

Waiting for her in the messenger feature in facebook

New feature from facebook the messenger service so she might be online anytime... So i wating for her... So i went to check the japan timing it's one hour later than Singapore so if Singapore is 12am Japan is 1am... Wooo still okay... But she never online should be in Hong Kong now... i think... WAIT TILL SHE COMES... but i think it's a bad idea...

Conclusion

Right now Mr cai can only think of this 2 method... So i need to wait for her reply which i dunno will take how long... BUT WILL KEEP U ALL UPDATE... WOOO ME CAI IN AV WORLD... =x.... Alright..... Wish Mr cai Luck and if you have any other methods to intro Mr Cai can email me or comment me.. ALRIGHT.....

Mr cai reported ♥

 

Hmmm for those who dunno mi... I will let my friends tell you how do they think about me... There's a program in facebook call compare your friends and this is how my friends think of me... Of cos starting with the best...

First just to explain to you guys this is a program where it ask a question and compared 2 guys for example which one is better at what and what so this is how my friend compare me...

 

 

Votes is how many time i'm been compared and wins is how many times i won and win% i dun need explain la.... SO OBVIOUS RIGHT?

but better explain better some ppl stupid one...

so win % is what? It's win % lo so easy.. aiyo must explain waste my time tired already leh....

Ok let's see one by one.... Starting with the best ranking

In 3rd place... I AM A BETTER CATCH... erm better catch means easier to catch? Hmmmm... like that i don't wan leh.. easy to catch like very lousy like tt... Hmm or izit good catch? i don't quite understand this so i went to the dictionary and guess what it has 47 different meanings if i say out all the 47 meaning YOU ALL WILL DIE READING... so in order not to let you all die reading i am kind enough to select some of the more relevant meaning for you guys... SEE SO GOOD.... vote for me more...

1)to seize or capture (Wah piang) treat me as what? sotong? catch and eat ah?

2)to strike; hit: The blow caught him on the head. (better catch = better to stike toto?) i think wrong usage hor?

3) i think i found the answer: to attract the attention of; captivate; charm: She was caught by his smile and good nature. WOOOOO I AM A BETTER CATCH....

I couldn't agree more.... but i got nothing to say cause i WILL WHACK HIM but i still dunno what's the feeling of becoming a father... so NEXT!!!!!

Wah this one you should try man go out with me damn fun one... cause i get lost easily too... then you will feel excited cause you are lost in a foreign country.. how exciting is that? Besides that i can talk non-stop to keep you entertained... but i eat alot cause talking waste a lot of battery... why not you try me just bring me for a holiday... anywhere will do but not sentosa please...

WAH this one you should try me man... I can kill a chicken with my beautiful voice that's how powerful my voice can be.... i think the person who vote for me must press wrong button or the person he/she compare to is the chicken i've killed...

Oh man i just hope the person who voted for me is not a guy... PLEASE.... if not i rather sleep alone.... OR DIE IF FORCED...

Wah this kind very scary leh... GIRL PLEASE GIRL PLEASE....

OF COS... chao kuku, da ma de, nei nei pok NEVER COME OUT FROM my mouth before how well-mannered can i be? I am so naive and innocent @@.... what is nei nei pok?

 

Wah smarter of COS MAN.... I can... erm erm... I can... Erm.... YEAH.... NEXT~~!!!!

*blink blink* eh wait... i heard this b4 cute = ugly but adorable.... WAIT... it's not cute is cuter = adorable but not ugly... WOOOO.. I Love my friends and this test....

Erm the guy who voted for me? I AM HUM JI... sorry

Mr cai is on the table~~~ mr cai is on the table... OOOooOooO that's what i call sexy...

others: eh you put on the table sexy ah then chicken rice put on the table also sexy?

mr cai: you wanna fly out from this blog?

Wooo Just look at my blog... i can entertain you man Ang GU GU ~~~!!!!

WHERE TO FIND MR NICE GUY???? right in front of you...

Have you seen mr crazy frog... he got crazy because of me guess how crazy i am?

Actually i very tired already no brain to think and blog... in part 2 i will reveal to you guys what people think little of me k? now cannot ah very tired no idea to entertain you guys... ROAR... sleeping time i might update only on sat nite cause busy these few days... STAY TUNE FOR PART 2 WHERE FRIENDS DON'T REALLI VOTE FOR ME IN.....

Mr cai reported ♥

 

Sometimes in life you will face this sign...

You cannot go forward cannot go backward cannot turn right and cannot turn left

So what do you do? you just stop down there in life and won't go anyway... Just like me now cannot eat too much rice... cause rice too expensive... cannot eat grass cause later eat wrong grass will die... then how? what to do? THAT WHAT THE EARTH IS WARNING US HUMAN

Today is his birthday.. HAPPY EARTH DAY... eh pls i am not kidding you all today is earth day....

Others: Earth day SIMI LAI EH?

mr cai: Aiyo this one also dunno... pls la let me explain to you...

 

 

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mr cai: I ALSO Dunno...

See that's how our cute little earth looks like so round like fishball like tt... how come planet come in the shape of a ball? i wonder... Hmmm... what if earth come in the shape of a coconut? Hmmm wait coconut is round too.. alamak...

Anyway earth day is a day to inspire awareness of and appreciation for the Earth's environment. So it's a day to say I LOVE YOU EARTH DAR DAR....

Erm sounds so wrong but yes i love you cause without you i got no home to live in, no water to drink, no food to eat and most importantly no girls to watch... Erm no ah i just say say only.. THANK GOD FOR U MUACK...

ok enough of emo stuff.. today went to SDC to work again and guess what I GOT THE DING DONG SONG ALREADY for those who dunno this song is this:

 

 

OOOoo~~~~ you touch my talala... OOO~~~~ My ding ding dong... WHAT THE HELL IS TALALA AND DING DING DONG?

other:" so easy ding ding dong is press door bell and datata is after you press door bell Ta La LA (He Pull pull in chinese)

Mr Cai: "OooOOOoo so clever la people nowadays this kind of lang also know"

ANY WAY all the singaporean have something to be proud of again... INTRODUCING THE ONE AND ONLY

NEWater it won the global water prize congrats Singapore....

Wooo even i will give it a prize the art of turning shit and urine into drinkable water is truly an amazing thing... COOL one word la STRONG....

Mr cai reported ♥

 

Go lakers Go... Go Bryant Go...

Mr cai reported ♥

 

Today is the release of details on how mas Selamat escape the toilet... The art of escaping... if you wanna know more you can visit http://www.straitstimes.com/Latest%2BNews/Singapore/STIStory_229567.html to download the statement on how he manage to escape.. Someone even write a poem for him.. erm i dun wan to write here later for no reason I GENA JAIL how? Very sensitive one this kinda things...

Okay now people is talking about the rising of prices... Although this might not affect the people in US cause i don't think they eat rice one they eat hamburgers one but to me DIE LA... I RICE BUCKET LEH... which means never eat rice cannot one... so there actually searching for other foods that can replace rice... so they actually have

 

for those who dunno this is actually potato... they tried to teach people to use potato to cook different dishes... like potato salad, potato fries, potato fish, potato bull, potato chicken chop, potato fruit... (btw only the 1st 2 can eat one the rest like potato fish all these i anyhow say one...)

but i tried already i tried to eat one but not full man...

My fav hot and spicy potato chip but not full so sad... i still think i'm more suitable for rice... they are saying that the rice will rise up to 40 percent??? WAH THAT'S SO MUCH... if this continue it won't be soon i will be eating grass man...

 

oh man it doesn't look so yummy to me... I DUN WAN TO EAT GRASS.... so sad...

Others: DON'T SAD DON'T SAD...

Mr Cai: Why don't sad need to eat grass already..

Other: cause still got food stall selling their food cheap at $2 or less...

Mr Cai: WAH WHERE?

Other: Mostly east

Mr Cai: EAT GRASS BETTER LA SO FAR I STAY WEST...

anyway i heard this funny thing at 98.7fm they were asking people on where got nice foods around in Singapore guess what one man introduce? PULAU TEKONG LOL he say the loti john nice.. WHAHAAHAHA Only SAF can go in man...

Hmmm nvm intro some of the strangest signs you can see...

Don't mistaken it's no plucking of mangos

Ladies please don't lie on the lamp post and seduce people okay?

People here wear thongs on their feet?

And for all guys out there be careful

 

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No peeing anywhere or you might stand a chance to get disconnected from you one and only brother...

Mr cai reported ♥

 

tired ah update tml...

Mr cai reported ♥

 

Recently very busy ah... k got to celebrate Terence's birthday not SDC one is other one...

So i went out with him early in the morning to book for our basic theory test which we said we wanted to book long long time ago....

Here we are at bbdc to book for our basic theory test... they have a neo print counter in front also... cool right? so no photo to give just go there and snap a few for them.. NEO PRINT~~!!!! SMILE....

So we managed to get ourselves a slot on the 16th next month... WOOO hope we doesn't fail $6 DOLLARSSSS LEH... can eat 2 packets of duck rice, go to toilet 60 times, buy 20 packet of tissue LEH... 20 packet tissue = what you know? 20 FREE SEAT BOOKING LEH... in case you all dunno i will show you why...

It's call the tissue paper booking system in Singapore... All you have to do is to just put tissue there and people will know it's reserve... so next time u scared no space just place one tissue on the table early in the morning... WOoo cool right Singapore?

K after we went for booking of seats... Eh no basic theory we went to eat and have this fierce battle of paying the money... even the aunty there also scared we were like TAKE MY MONEY I TREAT... and he was also NEVER MIND I PAY FOR HIM... then the aunty say can i take both? ._.||| i mean if i were the aunty i will say that.. Finally we settle down and eat... dinner we went to this place call.. Erm what what what one... anyway we order our food...

Wow erm we ordered this this and that...

That's our bday boy....

and his root beer float turn chalky... use to test for carbon dioxide right? too much already must put a put of oxygen to balance it up...

 

My mango looks nice right? but it's not really that nice got sour sour taste one... instead of sweet sweet taste i love SWEET TASTE... feed me YUM YUM...

Opps sorry erm anyway we sing KTV till 3am and left and went back home and sleep...

Anyway today at SDC saw some photos which made me laugh till cramp one month one time sia...

Picture from maxim you all might think the guy is in pain but look at the girl man... SO SAD....

the next one even more stunt....

 

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Ouch that's so gonna hurt...KANABAM... langa in the face...

Then today Jasmin, terence(SDC), edwin and amanda come to my house to play majong and i search for the majong for 1hour plus... WAH FIERCE MAN... play play play till around 12am they left... this time friendly friendly next time i kill you you kill me....

ROAR...

pls do not put my in irritating monsters and pregnant people list.... PLEASE... i can give you all the food you wan.. even my maggi mee at home PLEASE i don't wanna be pregnant and monsters... =~~~~~~~~~~~~

Btw singapore people are getting crazy....

Mr cai reported ♥