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5/29/08 niece...
Recently my niece i think it's niece.. It's cousin daughters... so dunno call what? came to my house from malaysia...
So I tried to entertain them by showing magic to them.... Fortunately it manage to keep them entertain for quite awhile... MAGIC~~~!!!! lol kids are so easily entertain they even clap their hands loudly and say "LI HAI LI HAI" then ask mi to show her again... then clap again... lol luckily learn these few from my friends if not dunno what to talk to them ah...
Same face one photo copy one...
The youngest pose for me to take photo
Damn Cute La... LOL suddenly feel tt i will be a damn good daddy la... I'm popular with the kids.. Only one thing they make me feel unglam is when they told me about my arm pit hair... I SHOULD NOT HAVE WORN SLEEVELESS...... nvm kids dunno... keep my cool... I am still very glam one... WHAHHAHA... Wah but tell you the youngest one really damn cute la when you stare at her she feel shy she will shrunk her shoulder and tile her head and look at you and smile innocently... If you dunno what i talking I can show it to you.... Just ask me okay? i will show you the exact same expression but might be a bit disgusting... but the picture sure warm my heart... So innocent... Show you a more innocent photo which really will warm your heart...
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5/26/08 German Couple Sell Baby on Ebay...
Police have taken a seven month old baby away from their parents when they tried to sell him on EBAY..... and for a price of only euro 1.58 bucks and was withdrawn 2 hours later... The mum said it was for fun but police don't find it funny and took the child away... Hmmm yeah lo not funny at all putting your child in ebay some more sell so cheap... Almeric took me to eat plate kuai today dunno how to spell BUT IT'S NICE LA.... Anyway I got myself a ticket from Sistic...
There will be special appearance from felicia chin and Yan Qing Shu from MVP Valentine... Anyone wanna join me in this fun fill evening... Please go to sistic and tell me so we can watch together... and shout together... and lose voice together... Anway i went to cut moi HAIR... Got this wax from japan looks cute...
It says HARD... erm it's good for guys i think....
Hard... WOOOO just love it....
Introducing my QUEEN SIZE BED....
Eh look very ah pek hor? anyway it occupy almost 50% of my place.. can sleep 2 people hor i like... ^^ Then some of the people not happy cause they no space for example...
RAH SI MR CAI WANT BED DUN WAN US....
Anyway while msning some people saw my nick bbabyd0ll says: 吴伟材 is 大笨蛋 林嘉琪 is 聪明蛋 says: 吴伟材 is 伟大的天材 Whahahha says:
Den she suddenly irritate me more by popping out 2 windows...
I Don't even know what happen luh... got 2 window den same person one... WAH KAOZzzz.... Scary she got special power don't play play with her hor.... Anyway I think my msn picture look like Takopachi.... 5/25/08 Dinner at giraffe and chocolate movie....
This Week is a hectic week.... Did a lot of things... Thursday went out with Liew bei's daughter.... we were suppose to meet each other at 7pm at PS.... But got some difficultly said that she's still making up... I almost type making out... YEAH anyway... it's good to make up CAUSE going out with mr cai... but then she make up too much and the time is getting late... Then she sms me say "MY BRO FETCHING ME TO MRT THEN WILL BE FASTER" Then me been straight forward I replied "WAH HENG AHHHHHHH... IF NOT I NEED TO WAIT LONGER...." then I think I heard one sound from her side
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DIAOZZZzzz~~!!!!!
LOL... anyway we finally met at 745... then I promised to treat her to movie and lunch cause at first we were suppose to meet at lot 1 which is near my place and she stayed at tampiness... But in the end cause lot 1 not much movie so I told her why not we go central... SO Here we are... We went to The Cathy to watch while I'm ordering tickets... We sat on couple seat which means WE WILL DISTURB THE COUPLE AROUND US.... I was talking to her and facing her then I handed a card to the cashier for payment and I heard: "Excuse me sir..." and I turn back and asked: "Yes?" "you gave me an EZ link Card" WAH LAU... The next moment I heard is WHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH and it came out from her luh.... anyway i told this to my friend and they suggest a number of solution like for example "I WANT TO PAY BY EZLINK CARD" which I think will make it more embarrassing so I told him "Yeah I know testing you only" Then after payment I told her to faster go go go.. Then I asked her "eh faster go behind people saw what happen" then she say "they dunno one la" YEAH righhtttt you were laughing so loud.... anyway after that we went to eat at
Yeah baby it's a place where I always wanted to go... So I decided to bring her there and she told me "I din expect you to bring me here I thought you will bring me to kopitiam" Then I immediately hear one sound came out
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Dunno why when we see each other we will always say good things about ourselves like she will say "You must be damn lucky to go out with a cute and pretty girl like me" then I will be like !!!!!! and *puke* Then I will be like "You think everyone is like me so good meh? my kind all die already" Then her reaction also about the same as me So fun... and so bhb.. Don't want face if I tell this to others my face dunno can hide where... Anyway it's not what I expected inside I thought it was suppose to be class, then the girl behind her keep on laughing so loud... Anyway it's good had a good time there also talking rubbish and updating each other how are we... I had steak and she had lamb... The taste is okay... She said it's good so I said Yeah.. LOL... anyway the plate were damn big la and the table was so small so after the 2 plates we got no place to put other stuffs... After a while I notice that we ate and chatted too long MOVIE START ALREADY... so we rush from our eating place to the movie... We watched
Anyway due to the name I though it was a romantic movie... Then got to know it's a damn violent movie.. When we were in the movie already started till dunno which part already... And the movie no story line one but a lot of action.... You can go and see if you are going for the actions... After that we went back home.. Hope that she enjoyed her night with me... =D
THEN IT'S FRIDAY
This way of playing toto is much more exciting cause you don't see the numbers so soon then when the draw comes you just peel it off then SURPRISE.... You lost and threw it in the rubbish bin... Anyway friday meet up with Terence * 2 and Wei Jing to had a game of basketball... Wooo I just love this game man we went to Choa Chu Kang to play basketball and I'm not sure why these few days quite a lot of people play which I like.. but man I don't like to play with those lose lose already will angry and like play rough one... damn it.. anyway we won all the matches except the first match... LOL some of the scores were damn close so fun... so exciting... Anyway I got myself a swollen foot.. LOL... cause i sprain it WOOOO... long time never sprain already feel so young... A bit psycho right? LOL RAH~~!!!
Today SUNDAY... Me been very filial to my parents I bought them out to eat AT TOWN... Thanks to Eileen i got to know this restaurant at Somerset Eileen THANK U AHHHHHHH~~!!!! LOL
Dunno why i feel my mum looks cute.....
My dad also quite handsome but the glasses like a bit not straight.. And they created... A cute and handsome son ME.... LOL
Please do not vomit.. Cause i'm doing it now non stop.... Oh the food it's not bad... and it close at 2.30 we reach at 2.15 LOL they might be cursing and swearing saying they can go off earlier if not for us... Okay introducing the foods
Erm oppps... it's finish... half way while eating I think I saw my mum got tears coming out from one side of her eyes... got a few reason 1) Too happy that her son will bring her to town and treat her eat 2) Food too not nice eat until cry 3) eye irritation 4) "My son finally grow up already, will treat me eat already" 5) "Wah Very full ah stomach pain" anyway I just love to see my parents happy they don't quarrel can already.. they used to quarrel so much I promised to give what I can to you guys K? I LOVE U Rah.. cannot show you the food I show you guys tissue ba...
Anyway the bill is kinda nice...
I mean the design not the price... and guess what they immediately go buy 4d on the receipt number... Like those movie WAH YOU TREAT ME DINNER AH MUST GO BUY 4D LO... Yeah it's the same feeling LA... THANK U AHHHHHHHHH PA & MA.... anyway thanks so much I own you two too much for the love you shower me with.... 5/24/08 Funny video
A Video which remind me of ali baba....
And Suddenly my Sergent come talking to me... I think he got traumatise by the disasters that's happening recently... Ken N eth says: Will update you guys again on my funny happenings when i went out with liew bei's daughter 5/21/08 Will you let a 50km/h tennis ball hit your BALLS for 50 bucks?
He Actually did it... for 50 bucks with the risk of spoiling your balls... OHHHHH MAN.... i understand his feeling when the ball hit his BALLS... Cause i was whack in the balls by a 1.5L water bottle with water inside... And.. WOOOO the feeling it's like in the heaven... LOL... Anyway... Ladies next time if a guy hanki panki with you, you will know where to hit... tml i'm going to watch movie with liu bei's daughter... WOOOOO lol... I will show you how she look like tml... STAY TUNE... LOL... 5/19/08 Prawning....
Wah went to quite a number of place this week... Start off with Saturday ba... Got to know a number of friends from jobsdb... very happening and fun friends... Then went to play majong at alan's house.. We played over nite... Wooo then i very clumsy keep on dropping tiles... and i sat on a "lucky" chair which got story one... anyway i had a fun time only that in the morning everyone seems to look like zombie and my eye bag can put coins inside one... very big already.. can join the panda association.... Then went back home to sleep... woke up in the afternoon and went prawning at BOTTLE TREE PARK.... Hmmm we went to bought some mac then took a cab down there... Then got one person come and tell me... "Eh boy ah no outside food and drinks ah" Me ---> "Oh" "But if you eat fast fast i won't see a thing ah" Me ---> Look at the mac plastic bag... Inside got 9 piece chicken, one large fries and I want to slowly eat and catch prawn one he ask me faster eat... Hmmm... then I oh oh oh and /ignore... LOL Anyway the charges for the prawning is Sun– Thurs (9am - 2am), Fri, Sat & Public (9am - 3am) (Rod & Bait provided) $14.50/hr $29.00/2.5hrs $43.50/4 hrs So I paid $48 for two shares... Anyway the prawn pond look like this ---->
Because I went on a Sunday and mon holiday THERE WAS ALOT OF PEOPLE esp children so quite noisy instead of relaxing and prawning so if you all want to go go on a weekday... Wah 1st time prawn no skill keep on let the prawn escape... Anyway there ARE LOBSTERS INSIDE TOO... the lady beside me got 3 lobster and i only manage to catch like 3 prawns? Then the prawn i caught one quite big and alot of people see me and they were all like "WAHHHHHHHHHH" and look at me so i also "WAHHHHH" and look back at them... then when i was to unhook the prawn the PRAWN BONG BONG ME... the clipper of the prawn clip me...
See the prawn got clip one... Then i smack it.... anyway after like 2.5 hrs we only manage to catch these... So sad right... Must got skill then can catch de... But me 伟大的天材 will master it in no time... Then we went back home sleep... Tired ah.... Hmmm if you all want to go prawning the bottle tree park HOW TO GET THERE Add: 81 Lorong Chen Charu (Yishun) Singapore 769198 MRT: Take the north-bound train and alight at Khatib MRT station. It's a 15-minute walk to Bottle Tree Park's side entrance opposite Yishun Stadium. CAR: Exit from SLE (Yishun). From Lentor Avenue, turn left into Yishun Avenue 1. At the traffic light, turn right towards Sembawang Road. Keep right, then turn into Lorong Chencharu. (Opposite Sembawang Country Club and Airbase.) BUS:Alight at Yishun Avenue 2, opposite Yishun Stadium. Services 39, 85, 851, 852, 853, 854, 855, 857, 858, 965 and 969 stop there.
If not i can take you there... Anyway my hair that day was damn pom pom cause i just woke up and just go maybe the prawn scared and swim away that's why i catch so little... Hai... Anyway today is slack and eat and sleep day.. Woke up blur, eat blur then sleep also blur.. Then went for bball... Then someone ask if we are local then i say yeah why? then he say my friend look like china man... I LAUGH TILL I NO STRENGTH TO PLAY.... Eh they also thought i china man... Then i stop laughing and continue playing... Soon we ran out of energy cause nv eat rice... sometime if we can eat grass good hor... hungry just pluck and eat... Then we went lot 1 and eat.. feeling much better but sore throat coming so went to have mc flurry...
Don't eat the milo one... Not nice one... the oreo one is much better... and walked home from CCK Mrt... Hmmm nice feeling talk and eat with friend...
Anyway i CAN'T WATCH MY SHOW.... Busy
Wah wah wah No time to update sia... Too many things happen will update tonite... Finally got life le don't need to face computer whole day.. =x 5/13/08 UOB NOW CARD....
Guys introducing the latest debit card from UOB... It's call the UOB NOW CARD....
I got the card through mail... Cause they are gonna discontinue the visa electron card... BUT THIS CARD IS AMAZING for a debit card... It serve as ATM, Debit visa AND EZLINK CARD.... Yes my friend EZLINK CARD... Other than that there are some super wonderful offers like every monday there will be these Offers... 1) The Cathay Monday Specials* YES MY FRIEND FREE MOVIE TICKET IN CATHAY!!!!!!! 2) The Arena @ Clarke Quay Free entries one for one drinks and free flow house pour for 3 hrs is even to get u high till the ceiling... 3) St James Power Station 4) The Arena @ Clarke Quay 6) Cathay Cineplexes OH MAN and many many more...!!! Wah i like UOB credit card seller hor? So must pay how much annual fee? OK 1st year it's free of charge... But if you charge 2400 bucks to your card it will be free of charge... Earn cash rebate when you charge to your card which means LESSER MONEY SPEND... Anyway they send me the vouchers $ Treats wooo so happy... But dunno will use of not... Hmm Let me see... Free 4 hours KTV Room charges for party world... WOW I GOT A FREE SPA WORTH $120 which includes: Full back honey crystal polish, Swedish De-stress Back Massage and a 15 min aromatic steam bath... Make over for $58 WOW Toni & Guy Academy hair cut for $5 and a free lychee martini in Arena Clark Quay... nothing much la... The rest i don't like... LOL i think the spa i will give to a gal... Spa is for gals right? any gal want? I DON GIVE... LOL... okay la i go enjoy le... Tata... 5/12/08 Bird Day~~!!!
Today when i went out sometime terrible happen... others: "WAH MR CAI What happen? Gena langa by lorry? gena whack by people outside?" .... If gena langa by lorry still here typing blog meh? you stupid or what? What happen to me was this....
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Although my fate is not as bad at the boy.... but it's sometime like that.... Wah but i see the picture i stunt sia... Looks like the bird aim the boy one leh... FIERCE BIRD.... Anyway my story today i went out and happily walking suddenly a bird shit fell in front of me like 1m away? i Thought i was damn lucky man... but i felt like one drop of rain drop on my nose i thought it was nothing so i just wipe off the water... but i was thinking how come no rain den got rain drop? then i went to smell the water on my nose... IT STINKS LA.... IT'S BIRD URINE???????? AHHHHRHHHHH SI BIRD..... THANK U AHHHHH BIRD BIRD.... so once i reach home i went to do a research on bird urine... Wah never expect people to do this kind of research right? let me teach you don't worry then next time you got bird urine you will know what to do... others: "CHOY LA" I saw this questions posted by some student in his 20s Question - Which species of birds are the only ones that urinate? Answers - As far as I know, all birds urinate, but their waste contains uric acid instead of urea. The white stuff you see on the ground is bird urine, the uric acid turns it white. The solid material in some bird urine is actually fecal matter. Are you asking whether some birds urine is urea-based instead of uric acid-based? so i suspect that the student in his 20s also got the bird urine... So the bird shit and urine together at the same time which means it multitask... but please la next time don't aim at people or cars okay? Anyway...
Comeon Lakers you can do it... 5/11/08 Mummy i LOVE YOU....
Recently din't really update cause too busy and too tired.. Recently went to fullerton hotel had a buffet dinner there... It's sponsor by my boss... Thanks had a great time there it's only a bit too high class and i don't eat scallop, life food (which means not cooked at all), Vegetables... So in the end i went there to eat rice plus sweet and sour fish plus a few cheap stuff LOL... Sorry to waste your money... After that we were deciding where to go after we had a HUGE dinner... They wanted to go timbre at first but it was too pack
Next time i will go indo chin So we decided to go to flybar Erm.. It's a restaurant in the evening and after 10 it will turn into a pub... So erm yeah.. Quite a nice place... Cheyanne said the lychee martini is nice.... But instead we got one bottle of vodka which cost $100... Wooo Broke.. The bosses ordered Champagne wow high class.. I tried one mouth erm... Not my cup of tea don't even know how to drink... but they place the champagne into a special bucket...
The bucket keep on changing colors and we were all fascinated by it... LOL... Then we started to play the 007 Game WAH DAMN FUN LA... We really had a good time then... Then i realise that i can't walk straight... Shit i failed the drunk test... Soon we went back home... Kelvin drove us to jurong east and we took a cab back.... So tired... Anyway i got a reply back from golden Village but it's been quite sometimes cause i din update =x... SO it Says: Dear Patron Thank you for taking the time to write to us about your movie experience at GV Jurong Point on 29th April. The movie SUPERHERO movie was rated PG with cuts and contained crude and sexual humor. The movie had some of the religiously sensitive scenes cut near the end of the movie. These cuts to the movie were instructed by the Media Development Authority (MDA). These cuts however, did not affect the essence of the movie nor was the humor lost in any manner. We do apologise if the cuts have affected your movie experience. As a gesture of goodwill, please allow us to send you a pair of Complimentary passes (*terms & conditions apply). Please provide us with your mailing address and I will arrange for the passes to be sent to you shortly. Kind Regards blah blah So i got to know it was meant to cut BUT as a gesture of goodwill, she wants to send mi a pair of passes... IMMEDIATELY MY EYES OPEN BIG BIG.... so i was thinking a way on how to make it sounds like i not so "GREEDY" so i replied... Hi, It’ll be good if a staff actually inform us that there will be a cut before we purchase the movie ticket... and i wrote my address down... WAH I FEEL SO BHB... LOL wonder how long will the ticket arrive... i wanna WATCH WAt MOVIE SIA? Recently Nuffnang is having a competition:
Which means i can won tickets for my family of 4 Hmmm i planning to give it a shot.. See how first.. Alrite.. Might reveal some of my secret... see how ah... LOL really wanna bring my family to DUCKtours cause i like to eat duck rice.. EH... like no link leh.. No la cause i nv sit b4 and like can go inside water one can take alot of photos... Currently no ideas on what to write... You guys can try out too.... Recently face book got some banners also and i got nothing to do so i did this...
you are suppose to hit the bulls eye so the person will drop in the water but i know when he drop into the water it will open up a popup BUT i really wanted to shoot so i decided to hit the head... WAH he will say ouch one leh.. So i got addicted and keep on aiming the face.. WAH Very good stress reliever LOL... Putting agony on people must you feel better? WAH WRONG THINKING LA... Remember when i was a kid and i got cane i will cry then i see my sister got cane harder and cry louder my crying will stop and i feel better... SHIT LA... I AM SO "SIAO" Now different le k? now i mr NICE GUY... I saw very cute toys in the basement of raffles city MRT...
Venom, Wolverine, Spiderman, Ironman ALL became friend and stood beside each other... Cute right head so big..
M & M Acting super heroes... BUT after i saw one thing i walk away and went back home....
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EHHHHHH... NOW DEN I REALISE IT'S 4 FOR 119.60 BUCKS I SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED AWAY... ALAMAK.... Eh wait wait wait... i just realise my post doesn't match my topic.. IT'S MUMMY DAY.... HORRAY
Eh not this mummy la...
To My Mummy: Any way mummy although you are not at home nw at temple i wanna tell you i love you very much... I still remember the time you took care of me when i was sick... Got one incident i remember very clearly i was damn sick and my fever just won't go away... you call everyone to see what they could help and my fever still won't go away after a week i was saying mum my head hurts like hell i feel like dying... But You know she can't do anything except to be by my side and took care of me and feed me medicine and place wet towel and help me massage when my tummy hurts and she can't sleep and i saw you cried... i feel damn hurt inside me... Why must i be a burden to you.. You always gave me the best stuff it's just like i eat the banana and you eat the skin pattern... you are willing to be so thrifty on yourself but so willing to spend money on us to see us happy... That's really true love that i don't even know whether i can do it... Thanks for loving me so much i still remember once i had a dream.... I dreamt that you left us... I Cried so Much in my dream just to realise how important you were to me... i feel like hugging you when i woke up but you went to the market... THANK YOU AHHHHhh.... i know all you did was for my good but sometimes i will still throw temper at you.. Mummy i know you will forgive me cause you did that everytime.. I Still remember got one time we had a family crisis.. I know your burden is too big for you to handle.. it was the first time i saw you that way... But Thank God it's over.. Mummy you play a important role in the family i wanna tell you although you keep on telling me: "Cai just go find a normal job and do don't think of driving big cars, or having big house most importantly is that you are happy we have a house to live in can already" But i wanna tell you i want the best thing for you.. Even now i can't really support you and the family i wanna do sometime great and do you and daddy proud... I want you all to live in luxury for taking good care of me... I just need your support sometimes which i know you always did a great job.. and lastly....
I LOVE YOU MUMMY Thanks God For You MUACK.... Happy Mother's DayYour Dearest, Cutest, Handsome, funny, Obedience Son, Cai Cai.... 5/7/08 Fullerton
Woooo Long time never really update blog already... So update one long long one for you all k? This Friday going to Fullerton hotel to eat... Got people treat... Feel so happy... I got a quiz for you all to do just answer a feel questions and i know what kind of person are you... IT'S 99 PERCENT ACCURATE MAN.... and the quiz it's done by me which made me a genius..... QUESTION: If you are in a room and you saw 4 fruits which one will you choose? 1) Apple
2) Orange
3) Mango
OR 4) Durians
Ok have you choose your answer? Really thing for awhile you have to make up a choice and don't change it....
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YOU PREFER TO EAT APPLE RATHER THAN ORANGE, DURIAN AND MANGO.... CORRECT Wah this quiz just rock la.... WOOOOO For the other fruit you should know the answer already if not email me i will tell you.... Introducing to you Guys MR TERENCE HO
Cool right this photo... He will be performing anyone interested in supporting him please let me know i will also be going down to watch him perform... HE WILL BE DANCING... For those who wanna see terence dance don't miss this great opportunity Tickets are sold at my house price at $199, $299 or $399 those who are paying by check please place my name.. Wah like i manager like that.. Anyway it's free just tell me if you wanna come.... Anyway my face will come out this sat @ Nexus Auditorium and sun @ Golden Mile those who wanna support me can tell me also me and terence will be doing some "no face performance" @ Golden mile.. Wanna see just inform me k? THIS SUN HOR.... Anyway finally met up with my army friends Seng Choong, Jos and Paper Goat.. Wow so long nv see them already.. On my way there i actually saw jing yi wah Got so li hai ma? like that also can see her Singapore really so small? SMALL? like like small like erm.. Forget it... yeah we went to eat The "Kuay Chap" and i don't eat intestine cause i feel intestine inside got a lot of shit and damn not nice to eat... then went to bugis SAW THE artist and her boyfriend erm forget what name already... Then went to meet Siree and Terence but Terence over slept.. !!#!**&& *TOOT* *TOOT* Siree just got her new camera and We JUST CAMWHORE THE WHOLE DAY.... Not gonna update all the photos The CAMERA DAMN DIFFICULT TO TAKE LA.. I take all blur one.. Erm... Need skill one her camera different those super high end one must ask wei chien to teach...
Some ULU ULU Place...
Some super nice place...
Singapore Flyer just look so nice in the night i got to know that IT CHANGE COLOR ONE....
Nice Right?
Super cool photos... Why the focus is on my jeans not on my face?
I am Damn Good LUH.... I TAKE ONE LEH....
Don't gimme that face i got no food for you...
Yeah that's the place where i'm gonna eat on fri...
Shit face....
Sian ah....
So unglam...
*STUNT*
So blur see what?
Ok luh i think too much picture already most of you all the computer very slow one cannot load so many photos one.. OH FRIDAY... COME FASTER... Anyway Sat i will be at Library in the morning dunno go there do what also... Yawn.... So many pictures.. Dunno will wait until morning to upload finish or not... Meanwhile i will go and watch my xiao zhu's show.. Damn funny luh he... My Idol...
Yeah last photo is to scared the hell out of you guys.... Update soon....
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