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6/28/08 Eating ants
6/24/08 Run run run
Yesterday around 11pm I decided to went for a jog alone... Wah i think i plan the wrong route la.. I RAN LIKE FOR 1 and a half hours lo... I actually plan to run 30 min one.. .SHITTY STUFF.. anyway when i ran brickland road... Dark dark cooling cooling shiok shiok until i saw THIS...
Wah damn scared la... keep on thinking if he will chase me or not.. But luckily he is --->
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SHITING lol.. can't possibility shit and chase me at the same time... so i guess he gave up.. WOOOOooO.... i got to know that dogs are amazing at kissing... look at this...
With a tongue that long who won't wanna kiss you... Anyway stop at cck to get myself Chocolate milk to drink before i actually ran back home... I reach home half dead.... almost died... BACKSIDE TEAR... but i wanna train big size no choice... no wonder ppl save want look nice nice don't want life... Anyway bought this for my mummy
so small sia... the speaker not bad... can fight my phone cause my phone not so good.. overall it's worth the money.. 99 bucks.. in singapore only got 4 colors... eh the 4 colors are that one, that one, that one, and that one.. WOW that was so helpful mr cai... OF cos... I saw this phone that i wanted so much....
Any rich people out there wanna donate to me please feel free to drop me an email... SAYONANA... 6/22/08 PATA PATA PATA PON....
Recently my sister got house warming.. WOOOO den went to her house... got alot of people then we stayed in the guest room... Then I saw the guardian in the guest room.. Damn scary luh
My mum was hiding behind the guardian... feel damn save la... the guardian angel took a shape of a cat... but the mouth a bit strange like a dunno wat ah.. and eyes not open leg so short... seems like a damn strong guardian la... play with the guardian a while before i played her psp... Then there's this game call patapon... PA TA PA TA PA TA PON.... cannot play while hungry will get u even more hungry prata prata prata more... roti prata...  I think me and my sister look alike... only my eyes bigger...  anyway after that went to celebrate HY bday.. went to the cathy to watch...  Damn funny la... but they did not switch on the air-con... Wah damn hot la... then feel asleep like 3 times? den the person beside mi laugh, den I dun want to let them know I fall asleep I also laugh... i also dunno laugh what sia... then after tt went home and rain wah good to sleep... Then went to my colleague's wedding... 1st time went to malay wedding...  They got horses.. damn nice.. then the bride and the groom feels like queen and king... then we throw the flowers wah like those can see in the movie one la... so sweet sia... TIRED AH.... As promise 10 habits and random fact about themselves: 1) I love to eat at midnight and I don't grow FAT... (ppl gonna hate me) 2) I love the accompany of friends and cherish everyone of them as i lost in who will be in our heart always 3) I am shy 4) I sucks at love... but is very serious towards it LOL 5) I nv won a lucky draw in my life till now... SHIT... 6) I am a very dirty boy... (not the kind of dirty you think it is) 7) I have a very special thumb you wanna see can check out my previous post where i bought my scanner... 8) I used to be a cry baby when I am in primary school 9) i got punched in kindergarden 10) I used to have phobia towards girls, it's all because of my experiences in kindergarden... SO SAD 6/16/08 Palm Island
MR CAI IS BACK... WHAHAHAHHA
Recently my friend told me that there's this palm island in Dubai where they have a shape of a palm and can be seen from the satellite so I got interested in it and went to find out more and WATCH --->
NICE RIGHT? they are going to develop all the hotels and resort there... but it's not what I imagine I imagine that the palm got coconut one... so no coconut for you guys but it's still damn nice... And best of all they got this ---->
They make one world WOW and people can buy the continents... I think I will buy Hmmm i can only afford the fishes? or the grass? WOOOO I am so rich luh.... But if I as rich as them I would also make island then this would be my island --->
"Wah mr cai 2 grass patch? coconut island?" No you are wrong my dear I will name it
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BOOBS ISLAND WHahahhahaha then all guys will come swarming in to buy my island... DEN ONLY GOT 2... I will be damn rich luh... "Mr cai no one will buy" "WHY?" "Cause your boobs island green color one got cancer..." "... put camou cream ma.."
Ok luh enough... Recently the weather not very good hor? keep on raining.. and normally if rain damn heavy even if you got an umbrella you will get wet... UNTIL I SAW THIS AMAZING INVENTION....
No it's not the ghost that come out of the umbrella.... IT'S AN UMBRELLA WITH AN ADD ON FEATURE.. just like msn plus, I touch add on programs we can add on additional stuff in our daily life... Just like the toilet paper on my previous post when I was sick... WOW you won't get wet now... LOOK HOW IS SHE GOING TO GET WET? even mosquitoes cannot get in 2 in 1 man... But things get messy when you fart inside the smell cannot come out... "oh please who will fart in the rain?" "Erm.. those who want to shit?" "Oh yeah" Oh Nonsense again... LOL Time to go... MR CAI UP UP AND AWAY..... AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why make my life so sad by showing me this video... so must share with you guys too... AHHHH SAD KOREAN MTV SARANG HA YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 6/14/08 Fever
Mr cai is down with fever, flu, sore throat... Sorry guys for not answering calls cause i already sleep already...
I hope i got this at home...
Rah.. going to rest again... nite... 6/11/08 Kung Fu Panda.... AH HOOO....
Yesterday went out with my friends to watch kung fu Panda
It's quite a funny movie.. long time never watch cartoon in cinema already... and it's the first time I sat in grand Cathy... WOW... quite big... before we went to the movie I actually did a bit of shopping in the Cathy.. I bought tie and cuff links from a shop called ruff
The packaging is quite nice....
Cuff links
Tie and guess what? It's quite cheap... cuff links @ $20 and 2 pairs for $30 tie I bought it at less than $20... and they did not pay me to do this i'm just introducing good stuffs to you all guys if you want to buy or girls who want to buy stuffs for their boyfriends... please buy now they are having a 50% discount for GSS.. and yes trust me they did not pay me to do this... whahahaha so don't ask me when you see me okay? Anyway after that took a cab back.. and the first topic the taxi uncle ask me was whether I got GF or not... Wah which makes me remind me of a situation got one ah neh ask me whether I got GF or not... then I say no and he look at me and smile at me for very long... WAH SCARED AH... then I go hide... Today something very strange happen to my computer... LOOK -->
It says need to restart and come out 2 options restart now and restart later... But hor the restart later cannot click one lei.... So it's like just asking you for courtesy... Like ---> "Eh what you want to eat?" "I want to eat chicken rice..." "Eh but here only sell duck rice lei...." THEN WHAT FOR YOU ASK RIGHT? just say window shutting down and don't come out any buttons... WAH... Faint Anyway intro something to you guys during my army I wore this....
It's call jungle hat.. then during army always rain during out field ma... As you can see my jungle hat got hole on the top... cute right? WHahhaha cause rain then i want to use tea light candle to make dry so I place my jungle hat on top of the candle put too long then got hole... then every time I wear always got hair come out of the hole... Like bird like that... I miss my camp mates man... 6/9/08 20 Questions
20 Questions tagged by MYU.... Wah her blog cannot copy one must type out one by one SIAN.... 1) what disappoints you the most? Getting betrayed by someone you love... (WA of cos la.... still got a lot like cannot eat what I want la, Been hungry la, no food to eat la, maggi mee run out of stock ah, no tibits ah... but still yah) 2) Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket? Tokyo... all the chicks are there... Wooo i want to see ayumi... but does she lives there? 3) What's your favourite thing to do? Going out with friends, enjoying the company of friends, playing games, SLACK AND EAT AND SLP... 4) Do you think money can buy happiness? Erm... Yes money can buy you happiness but cannot buy you relationships like true friends, true lover... which means you will die a happy loner.... 5) If you have a dream to come true, what would it be? It will be I hope I have 10 more dream to come true... Whahhahaha 6) Do you prefer a kiss or a hug? Erm... if must choose one is hug... cause more feelings... Those kind like hug till no tml one... then the other one will lack of air... 7) What are you afraid to lose the most? My family and of course my love ones... 8) If you win $1 million, what will you do? I will invest in a property, earn rental, invest in stock, and the rest 50% parents 50% spend.... AH SI WO HU ZI BA BAN..... 9) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you. she is a SM girl.... she is always so small in size... she very blur... Eh like all bad points hor? whahahhahhaa 10) What makes you happy? watching other people suffer makes me happy... =D WHAHAHAH NO LA... Erm.. hmmm last time was the accompany of my lover.. Now is basketball... I feel I can fly.... 11) What type of people you hate the most? Those rich people who are damn proud and look down on poor people, bullies, hypocrites, and those who have no feelings ones.... erm and people calling me robert LOL 12) Where do you see yourself 10 years down the road? Hmmm good question... I think at home ba... 13) If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Hmmmm a invisible man who won't die one and won't grow old... ^^ that's the one power all guys want.... INVISIBLE lol 14) What means most to you? Values 15) Any childhood memories you'll like to re-live? I'm still at childhood now... so maybe in the future ba.... 16) If you have a chance to change your life now, what would you want to change? Hmmmm... change? maybe change to become a girl? but must be chio one... then life will be good... 17) Which cartoon character you like most? ELMO.... LA LA LA LA... ELMO SONG.... 18) Are you courageous enough to go and tell the person you like he/she? Eh I only got 2 girls in my 23 years of life... Eh still now I will a bit scared ah... LOL unless i'm really sure... cause I got rejected in kindergarten before so it's a kind of phobia for me... DONT LAUGH.... 19) Who do you hope to be always there for you? tan fei fei... 20) What are you going to do after this? REST LA... wah so many things to type cannot copy and paste somemore... so shag must eat my tibits le... 6/8/08 I'm Back
I'm Back from a few damn busy days.... yesterday went to play majong overnight... My friends started to call me "Robert" they say I got the Robert face.... their Robert means carrot... and carrot is gena CHOP ONE... like CHOP CARROT HEAD... if you understand in hokkien is chop cai tou... if still dunno ask your friends or go wiki check maybe got AH... Almost killed one whole family of flying ants.. Then went out with my dad to AKIRA sales then went pass one auntie and she made me think for 5 min she said: "Wah never go out never buy so many things go out then buy so many things..." Hmmm then I think never go out never buy so many things? OF COURSE AT HOME HOW TO BUY THINGS.... Then after awhile I think eh maybe they open shopping centre one leh? then at home also can buy things ma... AHHH... Waste my time thinking la... Incredible tales is back tonight at 10pm... Please tune in hosted by UTT... Anyway heard this at 98.7fm damn funny la.... Whahahahaha... damn tired ah update again soon...
6/7/08 Back on sunday...
I Will be back on sunday.... TOO BUSY.... 6/2/08 Nightmare
I had 3 consecutive nightmare today... 1 at around 5+ 1 at around 6+ and one around 7+ before I actually woke up... 3 hours 3 nightmare... WOW feels so long... I dreamt about my whole family was in this haunted house we must leave b4 12am if not we will be forever trap inside.. then when we were about to reach safe zone we were killed by a boss... but the funny part was my sis-in-law came out of no where and threw a grenade at the zombies and manage to stop them for awhile but dunno why my whole family was KILLED AND SLAUGHTER ALIVE... then I woke up.. Sucky dream...
Anyway scary dream.. Don't look at the picture too long later you all cannot sleep.. now you know how scared was I in the dream.. Imagine they can run one hor siao siao... Anyway it news time from mr cai.. Malaysia remove the 50km petrol ban... WOOO... but also no use for me I no car and no bike... In indonesia got one guy drop 100million rupiah from an aircraft yesterday JUST to promote a book he written...
WAH RAIN MONEY... This kind of things never tell me... RAHHHHH 100million rupiah = S$14 500 not bad la... but must pick a lot up..
Anyway some gay conversation with wei jing
Reservist tomorrow.. says: if onli 2 of us.. take bike go lor =x 吴伟材 is 伟大的天材 Whahahha says: lol 吴伟材 is 伟大的天材 Whahahha says: 3 person u also can tk bike go ma Reservist tomorrow.. says: 3 person den i take alone go so near.. waste petrol Reservist tomorrow.. says: somemore i noe ur will send me home Reservist tomorrow.. says: i feel so safe Reservist tomorrow.. says: hahaha 6/1/08 Singapore Arts...
Recently went to a kopitiam toilet and saw an art piece....
This is not any an art piece it's a advertisement space... LOL got write poem la, got people introducing themselves la, you want what got what one... AND IT'S IN THE TOILET so when you shit and nothing to do it's actually quite entertaining to watch these poems.... Then went for a night jog with terence and wei jing and i saw this at terence's block
It's says that they receive feedback from people saying that they always found urine lately at lift lobby... they will catch them and prosecute them in court.. So terence please la home so near only still wanna pee at lift... =x Anyway I was amazed that I still can run.. WOOoo don't see me skinny skinny no use no use one hor... skinny skinny like a pole kung fu cannot see okay? Went to my Sister new house... found it very hmmm nice and simple?
Her living room... She says that she seldom go out of her bedroom and after i saw her bedroom I also don't feel like going out.. LOL got everything you know so the rest like living room, study room, majong room ALL USELESS ONE.... can sell to me... Anyway my mum and ah ma going back to malaysia le leaving me home alone with my dad... Hmmm just went out with wei jing for walk walk session... Went to lot 1 gena cheating by the damn machine again... Went to pasa malam and had 2 BOWL OF SHARK FIN WOOOO.. so rich me.. and had seaweed chicken, that one and that one... woo nice.... although the crowd was huge but nothing much to walk only got quite a few sales like cotton on got 50 percent discount... and that one and that one also got discount... Soon we went home..
Anyway saw this anti virus campaign in japan... abit erm dunno how to say you see for yourself ba...
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