Sometimes in life you will face this sign...

You cannot go forward cannot go backward cannot turn right and cannot turn left

So what do you do? you just stop down there in life and won't go anyway... Just like me now cannot eat too much rice... cause rice too expensive... cannot eat grass cause later eat wrong grass will die... then how? what to do? THAT WHAT THE EARTH IS WARNING US HUMAN

Today is his birthday.. HAPPY EARTH DAY... eh pls i am not kidding you all today is earth day....

Others: Earth day SIMI LAI EH?

mr cai: Aiyo this one also dunno... pls la let me explain to you...

....

....

mr cai: I ALSO Dunno...

See that's how our cute little earth looks like so round like fishball like tt... how come planet come in the shape of a ball? i wonder... Hmmm... what if earth come in the shape of a coconut? Hmmm wait coconut is round too.. alamak...

Anyway earth day is a day to inspire awareness of and appreciation for the Earth's environment. So it's a day to say I LOVE YOU EARTH DAR DAR....

Erm sounds so wrong but yes i love you cause without you i got no home to live in, no water to drink, no food to eat and most importantly no girls to watch... Erm no ah i just say say only.. THANK GOD FOR U MUACK...

ok enough of emo stuff.. today went to SDC to work again and guess what I GOT THE DING DONG SONG ALREADY for those who dunno this song is this:

OOOoo~~~~ you touch my talala... OOO~~~~ My ding ding dong... WHAT THE HELL IS TALALA AND DING DING DONG?

other:" so easy ding ding dong is press door bell and datata is after you press door bell Ta La LA (He Pull pull in chinese)

Mr Cai: "OooOOOoo so clever la people nowadays this kind of lang also know"

ANY WAY all the singaporean have something to be proud of again... INTRODUCING THE ONE AND ONLY

NEWater it won the global water prize congrats Singapore....

Wooo even i will give it a prize the art of turning shit and urine into drinkable water is truly an amazing thing... COOL one word la STRONG....