Hello this is mr cai... Presenting some of the latest Singapore news to everybody~~~!!!!

1st There will be new penalty fine from public transport people caught not paying or underpaying will receive a fine of 20 FREAKING DOLLARS... WOW...

Failing to pay the penalties can result in fines of up to $1,000 for the first offence, or $2,000 and up to six months in jail for repeat offences. This warning goes out to all aunty and uncle who tap there card after they enter the bus $20 leh imagine how many vegetable you can buy....

2ndly cooking oil, rice have increase in price BUT WAIT EVEN MAGGI MEE??? NOOOOOoooooooooooooo.... i feel the maggi mee family talking to me....

Nooo maggi mee family don't say this to me......

Yeah grass you are free... but i don't like to eat grass....

okay enough of bad news let's listen to some good news...

Starhub is giving out to new subscriber for starhub cable free wireless access FREE.... FREE MAN... it gives a download speed of 7.2mbps islandwide... Cool right i think i sign up too early... Singtel and M1 let fight for it so we will have better discount and promotions... HORRAY..

For those who surf porn at work there's this guy from japan who was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months... WOW siao one this guy... GENA JIALAT JIALAT AH... lol he got a S$190 monthly pay cut... but hw's he gonna face his female friends at work? SO pai seh.... imagine the conversation with girls

"hi"

"hi eh you"

"you know me?"

"Yeah the porn surfer lo"

WAH so SIA SUEY MAN....

WAH got one new more stunner... Some dinosaur shit was been auction in New York it was sold at $960 WOOOO Next time i can pass down my shit to my descendant ask them to take and sell next time... WOOO if not put in ebay sell...